Épisode Episode Bonus par Rob Thomas S03E21 - Veronica Mars Saison 3

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Principal Harris : You've been a very busy girl. Three card's posession, two card's robbery, two card's assault. So what's your assert story ?

Veronica Mars : I told Uncle Willy not to touch me there. All down hell after that! Look ! You couldn't figure me out with an idiot's guide ... in a rosetta's tone ou rosetta stone. So can I just go back to my room ? There is lesbians to fend of and hazing rituals to be injured. I'm  on a schedule ?

PH : Do you find yourself missing your daughter ?

VM : what ? Do you get like extra vacation days if I cry ?

PH : I'm sure your mother taking excellent care of her. She's probably started helping pay by now, right ! I'll that baby girl looks just like her momma, doesn't she ? Little Blondes, slice of Heaven. This doesn't tell me anything about the real you ! Tell me who you are ! Really !

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Flashback : FBI, first day

VM : I'm Veronica Mars, I'm new.

Inside voice of VM : I lived through my first day of pre-school, great school, high school, college and academy; so there's no reason to think I won't survive to my first day at the FBI. Especially if my competition is Brillian (Bradian??) Homard who made it through the academy based silly on nepotism and language ability respectively. And who clearly failed to do their homework. The boss is really big on ponctuallity. Of corse, Kelly Farmer, she probably spent the night here.

The lecturer (Endricks): Morning every one. Hey, we got to make this quick , 'cause we have a lot of work to do. Our first step, if you happened to notice any child like faces that you don't recognize, chances are they're one of our  newbies from Quantico ... thank you very much for joining us gentlemen, just take a seat wherever - so use them for lagged work on the bookwrite bombers, they are young and they are tireless. It's been ten days since anyone has seen our prime suspect, this man, Dr Feddo Sugar I will not shave until this man is behind bars. Hey, Mr Carter Where we are on ... ?

Mr Colton: We're getting nothing on the phone and most of his business is done in a booth at a strip club. So what we really need is to get someone on the inside pausing as a waitress or preferably exotic dancer.

The lecturer : Any volonteers ?
Silence then cough in direction of VM.

VM : Hum, I'm a terrible dancer.

The lecturer : We'll work on then. Okay. Next step, these New Horizons, say a federal reform school for bad girls alegation of sexual abuse by the principal ... , this man, so we're gonna need somebody who's ready to go back to high school.

VM : So the strip club is that just topless or fully nude ?

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In Principal's Office again

Principal Harris : You seem like a bright girl. Spit ! Maybe you can help me see what you have to contribute to the society.

FBI Man in the car just outside : Come on, get him to say it.

VM : What do you call that exactly ?

PH : A membership. In a guess who's home with a little girl two months early club

VM : So, we're clear. I get two months shaved of my sentence if I perform a sex act on you.

PH : Come on, but we are very formal.

VM : We are. We like direction. I'm willing to take a ride if I know it's gonna get me where I want to be.

PH : You'll be home by Christmas.

FBI Man : You got him. Get out of there.

VM : Hum, I guess I have some thinking to do.

PH : Hey, it's no more thinking you. "Bip" It's time to pay up.

VM : My virginity is a gift, a precious gift.

PH : Well, just so happens it's my birthday.

VM : Pull your pants up. I'm FBI. You're under arrest.

PH : Seriously ?

VM : Do you want to see my badge ?

Harris trying to escape. The FBI Man goes out of the car, stopping Harris.
VM : I had him by the way.

FBI Man : I wonder what you were going to do when you caught him.

VM : Spike him like a football and do the wave, ... , moonwalk perhaps. Something for the kids.

FBI Man : You really think you had him didn't you?.

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VIDEO 2

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At the FBI

VM : The strip club is that just topless or fully nude ?

A woman : I'll go in at the strip club sir.

The lecturer : Okay hot shot's going in.

VM : I'll go in at the High School.

The lecturer : Excellent. Stand up for long enough and all our problem just go away on their own.

A guy : Do you need undercover patron at the strip club, Sir ?

The lecturer : Ha, thought we had another one, thank you very much for joining us Son.

Sean : Sorry, Sir. I didn't realize L.A. had such bad traffic.

Inside voice of VM : Great, what's he doing here ?

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In the corridor of FBI

VM : Sean (Seth?) ? So.

Sean : So, surprised to take it.

VM : You were assigned to Miami.

Sean: Yeah, that felt through, which is fine because apparently it's a pretty humid place and you know I feel bad humidity. Against it.

VM : Look ! Sean, I guess since we're now going to be working together, about this summer, I'm sorry if I, you know, hurt you.

Sean : Hey, that was the Academy, we were kids. We're adults now, in the real world, professional collegues.

VM : Right ! So we can just...

Sean : Be professional. Anyway, you don't need to apologize. You did not hurt me that much.

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The night, in a car

VM : This is how it is. Horny principals by day, mad  bombers by night.

FBI man : I give you this : you're better than most rookies on a stake out. 45 minutes of silence. Some kind of record.

VM : I could tell you were thrilled to be parter with me.

FMI man : what gave me away?

VM : Ho, we learned all about that in Quantico. Vocal inflexion, body language. Plus I heard you ask Endricks why you were getting stuck with Barbie ? You must read my file. Don't tell anyone of my middle name.

The man : Your middle names ?

VM : You made it through the Academy ? Think our guy's going to show?

The man : I don't think our guy's our guy. I think our guy's dead in a real ... raid bom of the person who killed him.

VM : Is this one of the gut feelings I've heard so much about ?

The man : Ow, he's got the mindset of a radical. But he doesn't have the patience for the job. No. Our bomb maker's meticulous, obsessive, you know

VM : So you're a better profiler than all the FBI's top guys who paid the professor.

The man : Yes. You laughed because you don't know if I'm kidding and if I'm right, it might mean that I'm smarter than you, and that would be just awful because you've always been the smartest person in the room. See, I'm that good.

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FBI, new day

The lecturer : special agent ?

VM : Sir ?

The lecturer : It was an nice work in Newhorizons

VM : Thank you.

The lecturer : Sorry we missed you last night.

VM : Missed me ?

The lecturer : Drinks at the Victor's. I told that hot shot to pass along among the rooks. Well maybe next time.

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In a house

A guy : Is that true doctor Sherback is that  bookwrite bomber.

VM : Could be. You shook 3 classes from him

The guy : Hey, Yeah. That guy is a bad "Bip" crazy, it's like watching a train wreck.

FBI girl : Crazy how ?

The guy : Ever read his manifesto

VM : You've got a copy ?

The guy : Yeah, give me a minute. I think I can dig it up.

VM : So drinks with Endricks ?

FBI girl : Yeah, he seems all right, outside the office.

VM : You mind letting me know next time.

The girl : That's my job ?

VM : Hendricks asked where I was, said he told that hot shot rook to let everyone know.

The girl : Okay. He calls everyone hot shots you ever noticed? It was Seth who told me about it.

VM : Meticulous, obsessive.

The girl : Did you see something ? Veronica ?

The guy : Drop the gun. Or so help me I'll open her throat from ear to ear.

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